Loki~ 2, Sheepie Boogaloo loki@goto.hellsite.site
I'm Loki~ ! Sheep, drone, barista wife. Fear me and weep.
18+ only, MDNI.
Zoé, lady of the couch @belgianzoe@octodon.social
Belgian and old as fuck, according to your local newspaper.
Non-binary, they-them(eng)/æl(fr)/elle(fr)
:nonbinary_flag: :bisexual_flag:
"GG" means "good gauchiasses". Don't forget to headpat them!
Profile picture stolen from the work of https://twitter.com/paxiti
(Bannière venant du reddit/r/place de 2022)
Haru 春:pride_verify: @HaruEb@blahaj.zone
Profile pic: A Shinx (light blue and yellow electric cat pokemon) hugging a heart
Banner: Sunset with scattered clouds, with blue, orange, yellow and purple tones
Strange loop within a concentration of low entropy, living in #Meanjin on stolen Jagera/Turrbal land. Justice for all. :aboriginal_flat:
#CyberWitch
Interests include #clouds #birds #insects #flowers #dogs #astronomy #folkmusic #art #photography #media #sculpture #space #philosophy #postmodernism #absurdism #socialjustice #witchcraft #solarpunk
Kindness is the highest virtue. :adhd_butterfly:
I also have a bot that toots all my youtube likes if you want
@HaruBot@botsin.space
spigot hellsite, licensed milf @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site
hi im spigot hellsite
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
read the bio fields above or don't idfc
fill out your profile before sending a FR
yes i post nudes be cool about it
*****
here's some testimonials:
"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia
"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut
"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn
"powerful and brave"
--@sugar
"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot
"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz
"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot
"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums
"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical
"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem
"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat
*****
crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni
Claire Rodriguez @yewscion@scholar.social
A poly-curious computer scientist attempting to enter academia in her early thirties.
Posting: Sporadic.
Opinions: Emphatic.
Verbiage: Dramatic.
Functions: Monadic.
I CW all of my posts, though my boosts and replies are sometimes not CW'd.
Trans Rights are Human Rights. Black Lives Matter. Ignore Your Rights and They Go Away. Think for Yourself and Question Authority.
[ #guix #research #lisp #apl #cooking #fiction #computerScience #ttrpg #foss #permacomputing #plants ]
Myno 🐁 @mynotaurus@masto.ai
hiiii i moved all my labels into the label soup below and now i dont know what to put up here
im myno im a yinglet i live in your computer now :> :blobfoxwave: dw ill tidy all your folders for you
i have a tendency to ramble about myself unintelligibly (behind cws), you have been warned!!!
:ffxiv_drk: :ffxiv_sch: :hearthorns: Loki~, Sheepie Drone Extraordinaire. @loki@hellsite.site
I do two things. I make coffee, and l kiss queers.
And I can no longer drink coffee because I finally had prescription adhd medication
18+ Only. This account will be arbitrarily NSFW.
goat @goat@goto.hellsite.site
Admin of goto.hellsite.site
Instance Necromancer, Scourge of The Fediverse and World Leading Expert in the Field of Keysmashing Sciences
Artificer of Wretched Things
Communism will Win!
love my wife @kim
!גענעם פּלאַץ אויף אייביק
mara @mara@goto.hellsite.site
Evil Woman, photographer, mother to a legio of large adult sons
The Feminine Spectre of Communism 🌀 @lydia@hellsite.site
Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl
I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.
I make youtube videos with my wife: https://www.youtube.com/@deedeelydia
We also have a Ko-Fi (where you can get a doodle from us every month!) https://ko-fi.com/deedeelydia
Autistic
Gaeilge & 日本語
☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA
I love @DeedeeJPEG
Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3
You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.
Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia
Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Blakely
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina
ae @enbyss@hellsite.site
24 ~ the king and queen of all trades
a real life mouse :heart_ace: @niki@mouse.photos
35, mouse, czech, tired
don't follow request just cause i faved your art, this isn't twitter. follow request if you want to be friends
techbros and medical professionals dni
communism will win
💤🐁