Loki~ 2, Sheepie Boogaloo loki@goto.hellsite.site

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I'm Loki~ ! Sheep, drone, barista wife. Fear me and weep.

18+ only, MDNI.

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Zoé, lady of the couch @belgianzoe@octodon.social

Belgian and old as fuck, according to your local newspaper.

Non-binary, they-them(eng)/æl(fr)/elle(fr)

:nonbinary_flag: :bisexual_flag:

"GG" means "good gauchiasses". Don't forget to headpat them!

Profile picture stolen from the work of https://twitter.com/paxiti
(Bannière venant du reddit/r/place de 2022)

Haru 春:pride_verify: @HaruEb@blahaj.zone

Profile pic: A Shinx (light blue and yellow electric cat pokemon) hugging a heart
Banner: Sunset with scattered clouds, with blue, orange, yellow and purple tones

Strange loop within a concentration of low entropy, living in
#Meanjin on stolen Jagera/Turrbal land. Justice for all. ​:aboriginal_flat:​

#CyberWitch

Interests include
#clouds #birds #insects #flowers #dogs #astronomy #folkmusic #art #photography #media #sculpture #space #philosophy #postmodernism #absurdism #socialjustice #witchcraft #solarpunk

Kindness is the highest virtue.
​:adhd_butterfly:​

I also have a bot that toots all my youtube likes if you want
@HaruBot@botsin.space

spigot hellsite, licensed milf @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

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--@doot

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--@Aleums

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--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

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crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Claire Rodriguez @yewscion@scholar.social

A poly-curious computer scientist attempting to enter academia in her early thirties.

Posting: Sporadic.
Opinions: Emphatic.
Verbiage: Dramatic.
Functions: Monadic.

I CW all of my posts, though my boosts and replies are sometimes not CW'd.

Trans Rights are Human Rights. Black Lives Matter. Ignore Your Rights and They Go Away. Think for Yourself and Question Authority.

[ #guix #research #lisp #apl #cooking #fiction #computerScience #ttrpg #foss #permacomputing #plants ]

Myno 🐁 @mynotaurus@masto.ai

hiiii i moved all my labels into the label soup below and now i dont know what to put up here

im myno im a yinglet i live in your computer now :> :blobfoxwave: dw ill tidy all your folders for you

i have a tendency to ramble about myself unintelligibly (behind cws), you have been warned!!!

:ffxiv_drk: :ffxiv_sch: :hearthorns: Loki~, Sheepie Drone Extraordinaire. @loki@hellsite.site

I do two things. I make coffee, and l kiss queers.
And I can no longer drink coffee because I finally had prescription adhd medication

18+ Only. This account will be arbitrarily NSFW.

goat @goat@goto.hellsite.site

Admin of goto.hellsite.site

Instance Necromancer, Scourge of The Fediverse and World Leading Expert in the Field of Keysmashing Sciences

Artificer of Wretched Things

Communism will Win!

love my wife @kim

!גענעם פּלאַץ אויף אייביק

mara @mara@goto.hellsite.site

Evil Woman, photographer, mother to a legio of large adult sons

The Feminine Spectre of Communism 🌀 @lydia@hellsite.site

Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

I make youtube videos with my wife: https://www.youtube.com/@deedeelydia

We also have a Ko-Fi (where you can get a doodle from us every month!) https://ko-fi.com/deedeelydia

Autistic

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
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ae @enbyss@hellsite.site

24 ~ the king and queen of all trades

a real life mouse :heart_ace: @niki@mouse.photos

35, mouse, czech, tired

don't follow request just cause i faved your art, this isn't twitter. follow request if you want to be friends

techbros and medical professionals dni

communism will win

💤🐁

audrey @audrbox@blahaj.zone

I'm a trans woman from oklahoma and i really like metros

#trans #mtf #oklahoma #okc