fruitbat pastelpunkbandit@kittycat.homes

hi i'm jaina, resident server slime

main: @heartles

monads chess cup 2020 finalist
i'm gay and a lesbian
not smart enough to be a tankie

boundaries:
don't follow if you're under 18
don't flirt with me if i don't know you at all

fyi i'm white

"jesus fucking christ" - starwall
"I'm gonna send you the eye bleach bill" - req
"green daria can't hurt you, green daria isn't real" - philly

special thanks to dankwraith

Names Haver. Real Life Angel. Totally Normal.

Queer, Neurodivergent, Disabled, Traumatized.

This is my space and basically a diary.
I don't cw much, and posts might be 18+.
Posts marked with . are just for myself.

If you're not my friend I won't see your replies and I won't accept your follow requests.

"never in my life have I ever been so effectively flirted with and all you said was hi" ~ @starwall

"mmm, I love it when I wake up to you committing violence" ~ @LilacAndLavender

"i can't believe my girlfriend has angel autism" ~ @dialupdoll

picture: https://fgc.network/objects/beb5c750-b65e-4652-9b84-6500ffd88d21 (commission)

header: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80874279

Also at @saintkiller_laughter

>> i'm moving to @haskal go follow me over there <<

>> do not follow this account <<

>> your follow request will not be accepted <<

>> read the fucking username!!! <<

Heya, I'm Hazel! I'm a trans girl and a lesbian. I'm a bit shy, but I try to interact where I can

My interests include gay/trans stuff (fiction mainly), programming and gaming, toki pona, and I'm sure some other things I've missed

nimi mi li jan Aselu. sina ken sona e toki ni la, o toki tawa mi!
if you want to know what that means (it's toki pona), I'd be happy to help

I can't assure that everything in this account is safe for all ages and environments, but I try

follow requests are fine, but I won't hesitate to reject if your vibes aren't clean (moderate your followers, people). Feel free to send a dm if you want extra consideration or feedback on any follow requests, or if you want your request to be considered in a reasonable amount of time lol

#nobot unless you're sentient, in which case you are welcome here

"so hot, my mind blanked out for a second" ~ Valentina VultureCulture (💜)

i’m blue da ba dee da ba die

certified anti-us propagandist

z for short

nonbinary woman

18+ please

#TeamEm

https://letterboxd.com/zorotl

(for disclosure i am white)

“god you are such a dweeb” - @dankwraith

Funny Fox, Electrical Engineer, Good girl, puppy, bitch, etc etc

(She/Her)

23 dreadful years spent on planet fuck

many more years of sin and terror to go

Lewd Alt: @JuliaAmped

Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

I make youtube videos with my wife: https://www.youtube.com/@deedeelydia

We also have a Ko-Fi (where you can get a doodle from us every month!) https://ko-fi.com/deedeelydia

Autistic

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Blakely
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

Formerly @catgirl.science

v25.0.0 : Wales, UK : Trans : Lesbian : Pan : Plural : Polyam : Disabled : Hacker : Archivist : Learner : little gay girl :))))

I do a lot of things and forget to toot about them!!! Mostly computer
touching but also some music and stuff

Headmates: Nova, Aster, Rebecca, Alexandria (is a subsystem)

I 💖 my partners. Can display polycule graph on request.

/ˈfʌtsl̩/, she/her. Rated PG [some adult themes]. Wurundjeri land aka Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Sysadmin. Cartography geek. Synth nerd. Once programmed a time zone library in Forth and an XSLT processor in XSLT. On Fediverse since 2018. BDFL of old.mermaid.town. Formerly at @futzle. Not on Twitter.

Avatar description: Photo of a person suited & booted.

Header description: Picture of Oppenheimer (2023) poster with the clock counting down to the premiere date.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

I'm a cat (girl)! Feel free to say hello! I'm shy but I'll probably respond. she/her. vegan.
if you think you know me irl: no u don't.
follow requests on for my safety. feel free to send a request :). 18+ (pls don't follow if minor).

My profile picture is a picrew of a catgirl with purple hair. My banner is a picture of a white and orange kitten peering out from under a blanket.

#nobot #noarchive

Cotton Candy Cloud
Bigger than she realizes
My fiancé is @kondziu
I take and share a lot of photos
Just be enthusiastic about whatever makes you geek out and I'll be excited too
:transgender_flag:‌:pansexual_flag:‌:asexual_flag:
Follows okay, but say hi please?
Prague
ACAB means ALL
'85
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✨ Powerful And Wonderfully Soft 🐾