ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Open on hates.company

hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 35, pittsburgh. member of CWA Local 9009, works at google, views are my own. https://pseudony.ms/

"hygge blofeld over here" - @alex@dads.cool

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welp. @hasya23@jorts.horse

im a cranky little baby and i’ll eat your fuckin head

The President of Mastodon VEVO @breakfastgolem@jorts.horse

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @SmoteReverser@linernotes.club

see you nutmeats in hell

timmy @Timmy@jorts.horse

New account, Jorts Forever
alt @timmy

They/Them

Mr. Q The Pizza Demon @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party

Hi, I'm the guy who wants to hunt Stuart Varney with a harpoon gun*
*Due to circumstances entirely within his own control, @sexybenfranklin will also be added to the harpoon gun hunting list. He knows why.

Radtown Forever

Laserdisc's resident Expanse meme maker


loves those little cat beans 


nuremberg all the nazis


(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥dead ice agents♥


Touk @touk@smores.town

superhero of saladcore

follow requests OK if we've interacted at least a little bit

he : him

Art Delano @ardgedee@octodon.social

There are billions of people around the world who don't realize that at this very moment you're reading this profile.

Ryan, the Dad Who Loves Coffee @ryan@dads.cool

Dad of one (born May 2019)

fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up seeds of the coffee berry

Jon, Conspicuous Cryptid @jaytom@dads.cool

your favorite poster’s favorite poster

I‘ll fav your selfies, bro. don’t even think I won’t

it was late and I was tired

he/them

television thoughts: @jontv
sports yelling: @bigj

Velocirooster adminensis :bc: @theropologist@beige.party

In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣

Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.

Kasi @Tiamat@octodon.social

Engineer, science advocate, trying to be ever more curious and kind

geekysteven @Geekysteven@mastodon.social

Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️• likes comics ⓧ scifi 🖖🏻 video games 🎮
Here's where to find me elsewhere
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Adam Becker @freelanceastro@octodon.social

Author, journalist, astrophysicist. Last book: what #quantum physics means. Next book: #science and futures in the #tech industry. #physics, #astronomy, #scicomm, #openscience. He/him. #BLM