ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

American in Paris with strong ties to the UK—I'm the one on the Eurostar smuggling stinky French cheese to my friends. Total stan for places of natural beauty, Twiglets and Matt Berry. (Exiled from Space Karen, woot.)

Pronounced like the French word for snow. Aro ace queer, invisibly disabled, urbanist & pedestrian supremacist, socialist, dog owner. Self- & peer-diagnosed AuDHD. Toots may contain swears, substance use, bodily functions, oxford commas, or light sexual content without a guaranteed spoiler. Shitposting & memes is my ethos. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧
Pfp: b&w selfie, straight blonde hair wearing aviator sunglasses.
Header: mostly b&w pic with six rainbow wooden cutouts of the word "fuck" standing up

one of Secretary Pete's ped/bike chair-moisteners in Sector 7G. Widow, dad, taking it bird-by-bird.

So many things are improved by 🦪,🚲, & 🪕.

Just me, very much not my employer. Opting in to be searchable via #tootfinder. #fedi22

Autistic computer programmer who doesn't get out much.

#nobot #nobots

Agender

no.

he/him. 42 years old.

Composer, gardener, chaser after the wind. She/they. Happiest at the allotment or swinging a thurible.

Robert, née Bofa, néigh Jorts. Third time's the charm.

Sassy Italian/Irish 😎 - I advocate for the protection of #children, the #elderly & #socialjustice. #Liberal by choice b/c people matter-Truth To Power! 💪🏻💪🏻
#politics #democracy #Ukraine #books #reading #history #philosophy #life #meditation #relaxation #wine #kindness #thoughtfulness, oh, and #cocktails of course 🍸🥂😉💕#FlyEaglesFly 🦅🏈Go Philly!!

Beanplate enthusiast and crouton-petter.

Chronic illness, probably neurodivergent. White & anti-whiteness. #SolarPunk #Climate #DeGrowth #StrawBale #YouTubeMusicGems #LivingMachine #Construction #Engineering #Crochet

here for a long time, not a good time

he/him