ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

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This is a D&D 5E disrespecting zone. Please do not come in my mentions and respect D&D 5E.

I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.

My food alt is https://kith.kitchen/@sexybenfranklin (Un-CW'd Pictures of Food likely)

"god reading those words just caused my soul to leave my fucking body" - @Dayglochainsaw

"you shitpost enough, that's for sure." - @radicalrobit

Here to explore.

American in Paris with strong ties to the UK—I'm the one on the Eurostar smuggling stinky French cheese to my friends. Total stan for places of natural beauty, Twiglets and Matt Berry. (Exiled from Space Karen, woot.)

Giver of hugs. Destroyer of worlds. Privacy nerd @ Big Tech Co.

Jack of all trades, proficient in a few.

🚲 #Cycling when I can manage, #MTB for fun and #CargoBike for the day to day.

📷 #Photography hobbyist, a fan of #35mm and #MediumFormat but not anti-digital.

👨‍👧‍👧 #Parenting as a #SAHD fills in all the other gaps in the timeline.

Other interests include #3DPrinting, #Linux, #OpenSource, #HomeLab, #HomeAutomation, #Beekeeping, #Gardening

auh

excuse me, what does god need with a starship

Queer. Autistic. Old. Vidgam maker. Made of dinosaur corpse juice and cat hair. they/them. Death to Videodrome.
fr/en
:transgender:

Plant addict. Drinker of too much coffee. Looking for a social media experience that’s actually social. He/him. Follow request is enabled to filter spam.