ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Hi, I'm the guy who wants to hunt Stuart Varney with a harpoon gun*
*Due to circumstances entirely within his own control, @sexybenfranklin will also be added to the harpoon gun hunting list. He knows why.

Radtown Forever

Laserdisc's resident Expanse meme maker


loves those little cat beans 


nuremberg all the nazis


(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥dead ice agents♥


I’ve got a to-do list longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song.

Teacher by trade, classicist by training, baseball fan by calling, Communist by choice. Member, Rochester DSA.

From the digital mountains to the analog fountains / let the mirror express the room

I post the appropriate number of pictures of clouds.

“What god made him shark?”

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth!!"

Please interact before you follow. Don't talk to me about computers.

Arthur Evans fans DNI

"I just assume Alex Checkervest watches 90% ghost stories and old dark house movies" -- Thomas

There are billions of people around the world who don't realize that at this very moment you're reading this profile.

Morty, She/Her pronouns, 23 years old, cis woman, mixed light-skinned (black+white); I like to complain about things I like and things I dislike too. Certified cartoon bat™ 🦇 (and sometimes dragon :dragn_mlem: )

This profile is +18

Do not follow or interact if you're a SocDem, is DDLG, consumes NSFW of children/teen characters and animals (including Pokémon and other four-legged creatures).

Feel free to follow request even if we never interacted with each other!

REDROOM 4 EVER

He/Him

Amateur Dad, professional distiller. Falsifying feelings of connection by stalking the web

Dad of one (born May 2019)

fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up seeds of the coffee berry

child haver
he/him

your favorite poster’s favorite poster

I‘ll fav your selfies, bro. don’t even think I won’t

it was late and I was tired

he/them

television thoughts: @jontv
sports yelling: @bigj

Fond of a cat