technomancy (turbonerd aspect) technomancy@hey.hagelb.org

Computational linguist, artificer, λ(data). Syntactician with semanticist delusions. Theatre artist. Anti-Taylorist. Continuous everywhere, differentiable nowhere. Boosts are multivalent. He/they.

programmer but not Like That ~ musician ~ he/him ~ cats ~ innocuous shitposts

trans rights are human rights. black lives matter.

I am a Software Engineer from #Chicago
Specializing in #java #kotlin and platform engineering
Co-Organizer @chicagokug
Maintainer ktlint-gradle
He/They
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Joey Hess https://joeyh.name

→ moved account

programmer.
likes trains.
overengineering a model railway in N gauge.
learning circuit board design

moved to @dcreemer

Bleating the averages. 🐏
Mostly functional programmer and aspiring Old Git.
Pie-eating wokeratus.
Please join a union.

I like functional programming, collecting arxiv pdfs, trying to grok Topos Theory for years, and turning tedious problems into interesting math problems. I also like meditation and consciousness and Self Growth but am deeply suspicious of others who share this interest, in a Groucho Marxian sense

Details of my psychodrama are unimportant but fwiw I try to minimize being That Guy across a variety of dimensions

cloud-native employee working on the Datadog continuous profiler; collects rare UUIDs; #clojure #golang, #nix, #nixos, searchable

Hi, I'm Tess. EJ's mama, @erynofwales' girlfriend, and a self. I work in tech (I manage the Web Standards & Interoperability team at Apple) but I rarely post about it.

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Clojure(script) fullstack dev. I’m very lucky being part of a team with kindest, nicest and intelligent folks.

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