kameraad kip van den bos tobi@goblin.technology

Unicyclist (none of these posts should be understood to be official communication from any organization, real or imaginary)
I know a thing or two about bicycles and don’t mind helping if you have questions
But most of all I post about whatever I’m into at the moment

they/them

Trans non binary, enjoying life.

Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.

Part synthetic

I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.

dev at Logitech

If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

#Haskell Foundation data-djinniyya;
Bifunctor disaster;
Multifarious Motherfucker;
Sugar Comrade;
Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Hello, I'm Emilie, your friendly neighbourhood shitposter!

Trans and poly 🏳️‍⚧️

My main interests are horror and John Waters movies, history and hanging out with my girlfriends 🥰

EN/NO, mid-20s

queer, tired

Hey, I'm Sam. Haitian-American living in #Japan since 2010. Freelance #designer and #writer. Trying to balance the anger and the love I have for this life. Blog: blackandgoldlines.wordpress.com
All My Web Stuff: http://linktr.ee/samuteki

DM when following (if it's not a follow-back or we're mutuals elsewhere) to let me know why

:flag_pansexual:​ :transgender_flag:​​ :anarchist_flag:​

I love rats and trees; and I write poetry, fiction, and code sometimes.

I post a lot of lewd stuff so minors are not allowed to follow me.

This account has been verified by Official Typeslut™️​ Mathwhores :verified_typeslut_1: :verified_typeslut_2:

"im going to obliterate u friend" - @dragon

💜 @TakeV
💜 @haskal

⚠️ this is just a secondary account, in case crimew.gay just dosen't wanna do the fedi thing anymore for a while ⚠️

hi, i'm luna (also known as vivian and/or 4 raccoons under a trenchcoat, with me being one of them (θΔ)), your local 18 year old gay ace non-binary transfem genderfluid mess.

in love with @domi :ablobcatheart:

follow requests welcome btw c:

i am...:
- socially awkward
- definitely not neurotypical
- an extremely shy extrovert
- an editor for @USN
- maintainer of the @me_irl_bot
- a proud owner of a ThinkPad x230
- an Arch user, btw
- in the fediverse since february 2021
- well known for those "fuck it, pronouns in XY" posts (well, not really - i ran out of ideas)

⚠️ might sometimes shitpost - some toots might not be my opinion, but @azul's or @awoo's instead! (i'm plural, sorry for mentioning it this way) ⚠️

canary text file (which i forget to update regularly):
https://justaweirdvivi.neocities.org/canary.txt

PGP key:
https://justaweirdvivi.neocities.org/pgp.txt

quotes and reviews:
@gumo: "luna apparently has only 2 moods, suicidal and horny"
@hergorntv: "appears on my TL from time to time. Based content. Fries were also fine. would recommend"
@deluisa: "kann man nicht meckern"
@Emma: "best person in the fediverse"
@bundeskanzler: "10 sterne, auf jeden fall weiterzuempfehlen!"
@domi: "~~i need to say something funny about you so i get into the quotes and reviews section~~"

Jessica | she/her | 30+ | 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧

forklift certified working milf 💪

southeastern usa

🦒💖🦈, 🐁,(🐇🐉🧛‍♀️🦌)

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/34681581/

Pan enby tech/gaming nerd. Former(?) speedrunner. "Kusoge" appreciator and retro game historian. Fox/Jolteon on the internet. Site Reliability Witch. Antifash, anticapitalist, anti-big-tech despite/because of their profession. Goth metal/darkwave enjoyer. Been on fedi longer than Mastodon.

I rarely kink/lewd post with specific CWs. I tag misinformation in top-level posts. I try to be genuine and eschew sarcasm. Feel free to interact however you wish; if you know my flirty buttons feel free to push them.

I give people chances but have no tolerance for bad faith argumentation. If you're pushing bigotry, cryptocurrency/NFT BS, science denial, or an ideology of hate I will place you in the trash can.

#Bisexual #Enby, They/Them
#TTRPG player, lover of bad #scifi and #horror
Bookworm and cook

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