kameraad kip van den bos tobi@goblin.technology
It's me tobi! :skullpat:
Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.
I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.
Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!
Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.
yellow! :babaYellow: @yellow@toot.site
they/them
"psychosomatic, addict, insane." :aMushroomsSpin:
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blobCatHeart:
emulation ≠ piracy :aCacoOrbBlaBla:
:heartSparkleEnby::heartPan:
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:
header by @batbunlore :blobPikaAww:
Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you want to add me, DM me your Steam name first, please!)
may post or boost NSFW/depressing stuff, always will be CW'd
:aIconOfSinCube: bio under construction, so sorry, my deepest apologies :aIconOfSinCube:
yellow! :lila_heart_yellow: @yellow@eldritch.cafe
"psychosomatic, addict, insane."
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blob_cat_heart:
emulation ≠ piracy
:heart_nonbinary: :heart_pansexual:
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:
pfp is Poppy holding a green Monster Energy
header by @batbunlore :blob_aww:
#Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you add me, DM me your name)
#AntiFascist #Music #Gaming #RhythmGames #Speedrunning #GlitchHunter #Oddworld #RetroDoom #Hades #Hearthstone #Pokemon
Camille - Personal Acct @whitesCantBeTrusted@weirder.earth
The Black Terror
Please direct all admin, and meta related inquiries to my admin account
Ask me about my username *giggles*
Sylv @sieri@weirder.earth
Trans non binary, enjoying life.
Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.
Part synthetic
I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.
test dev
If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following
spigot hellsite, licensed milf @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site
hi im spigot hellsite
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
read the bio fields above or don't idfc
fill out your profile before sending a FR
yes i post nudes be cool about it
*****
here's some testimonials:
"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia
"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut
"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn
"powerful and brave"
--@sugar
"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot
"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz
"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot
"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums
"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical
"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem
"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat
*****
crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni
KemoNine @kemonine@weirder.earth
generally confused
My posts are licensed CC-BY-NC-ND - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/
Andrew (R.S Admin) @ajroach42@retro.social
Award Winning Filmmaker (No really, I've been awarded at smallfile.ca two years running.)
I write and build stuff.
Est. 1990. (He, Him, Etc.)
Original posts CC-BY-SA 4.0 - Share them, but link to the original.
E V @Wtfisthisshit@mstdn.party
Blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit.
spacekatia@girlcock.club @spacekatia@girlcock.club
weird trans girl who can't figure out which account to use as main, also known as @spacekatia
The Feminine Spectre of Communism 🌀 @lydia@hellsite.site
Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl
I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.
I make youtube videos with my wife: https://www.youtube.com/@deedeelydia
We also have a Ko-Fi (where you can get a doodle from us every month!) https://ko-fi.com/deedeelydia
Autistic
Gaeilge & 日本語
☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA
I love @DeedeeJPEG
Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3
You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.
Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia
Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Blakely
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina
laktozo 🚫 @laktozo@tormentnexus.dev
hello i'm laktozo (they/them). i'm a 35 year old non binary thingymajig from the uk
i'm a self taught artist and programmer, though i'm far more experienced in the latter.
this instance is mostly here for me to mess around with gotosocial so i don't know if i'll be around much. feel free to put in a follow request - this account is only locked so i can weed out bots
my profile picture is a photo of me with my hair up, only visible from my eyes up. i'm resting against the top half of a bi flag blanket and there's a computer screen in the background with a photo of a snail on it
the header image is something i made while messing around with the symmetry options in a painting app. it's hard to describe; there are lots of swirling and repeating patterns