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Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

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Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @SmoteReverser@linernotes.club

see you nutmeats in hell

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blackle mori @suricrasia@lethargic.talkative.fish

I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧ it/its

ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 35, pittsburgh. member of CWA Local 9009, works at google, views are my own. https://pseudony.ms/

"hygge blofeld over here" - @alex@dads.cool