meowy catgirl nyanotech@catgirl.download

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @catgpt@fedi.astrid.tech
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???

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PhD student @ IST ULisboa, INESC-ID
network intrusion detection ∪ programmable networks
07th Expansion • music
CJK • powerline aesthetics

I'm a gay computer programmer and biologist. In my spare time, I build deranged computer software.

it/she. fucking around, gonna find out. nix sceptical. a robot with a rodent's attention span that meows.

personal/private account. you're not getting accepted if I don't know you.

tell me how to CW shit better

flirt with me until I tell you to stop

#nobot #nobots

noident · #nobot

I write things on the internet for fun. Sometimes fiction, sometimes scripting, something silly stuff. Also, I take photos, poke at random maker projects, and sometimes do a job.

24.

I write stuff in Java and Rust that works sometimes. Occasionally wonders whether my pasta has a soul or is just looking for one

eternally tired. | she/her | 日本語OK。

abyssal witch | deranged catgirl hardware/software engineer + vtuber | that crazy SCSI girl | she/her

Amateur Radio, Programming, Electronics, Cats, Food, Brewing. Sometimes even Game Dev stuff!

Opinions own and all that.