ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT; (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired director of Test & Trials, Huntington-Ingalls Industries. “I know what it means.” “Send lawyers, guns, and money.” All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The dude abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Deep State Operative with Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough. Mastodon since Nov ‘22; here because my local #NOLA instance shut down. I’m probably listening to The Grateful Dead, The Radiators, or jazz.

Here to explore.

American in Paris with strong ties to the UK—I'm the one on the Eurostar smuggling stinky French cheese to my friends. Total stan for places of natural beauty, Twiglets and Matt Berry. (Exiled from Space Karen, woot.)

Giver of hugs. Destroyer of worlds. Privacy nerd @ Big Tech Co.

Jack of all trades, proficient in a few.

🚲 #Cycling when I can manage, #MTB for fun and #CargoBike for the day to day.

📷 #Photography hobbyist, a fan of #35mm and #MediumFormat but not anti-digital.

👨‍👧‍👧 #Parenting as a #SAHD fills in all the other gaps in the timeline.

Other interests include #3DPrinting, #Linux, #OpenSource, #HomeLab, #HomeAutomation, #Beekeeping, #Gardening

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Engineer @ #Intel Fab42. I make microprocessors for a living

I usually discuss the following:
Music (chiptune, metal, synthwave)
Videogames (Nintendo and PC)
Politics (Arizona and USA)
Dvorak keyboard layout
Free Software (Linux, BSD, other FLOSS related topics)
Fountain Pens
Technology news and issues
Humor, Satire
Other serious matters

#nobot please

If you get on my bad side, I will mute or block you (and your entire Fediverse instance if necessary) without warning.

Staff Software Engineer by day. Computer, music, and computer music enthusiast by night. Programming, security, and UX aficionado. I drink lots and lots of tea.

Professional stuff: #programming, #csharp, #python, #javascript

Semi-professional stuff: #infosec, #ux

Personal stuff: #ukulele, #edm, #tea, #homelab, #homeautomation, #iot, #stablediffusion

Pronouns: he/him

Posts may not represent opinions of employer(s), self, or reality.

I break things, but I also put them back together.
Follow my occassional rants about ejabberd or whatever I am breaking this week.

💬 You can @ me in EN/FR/CG (and maybe CY/NL/DE)

I was @coopey on app.net
Moved here from @coopey if you followed me there and are wondering "what is up?"

The normal-ass alt of @sexybenfranklin

Expect things to be extremely normal around here.

I hack on things for people. Incorrigible giggler & maker of funny faces

The knife missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t.

Humans, feel free to follow. I love bots but #nobot please