ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

#GNU / #Linux enthusiast, #electronic hobbyst, #Privacy, #Piracy, #Nihilism.
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Entusiasta de #GNU / #Linux, hoobista #electronico, #privacidad, #Pirateria, #Nihilismo.

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

20 hij/hem (ENG: he/him)

zo links als <a href=

fan van regex search-and-replace in code editors

From the Netherlands 🇳🇱

Social media needs to be fun, safe and secure again. Our team and I are working hard to keep that possible here for you♥️

Don’t forget: questions or any other chitchat are always welcome, we are on a social platform after all!

I love you all, purrr....

Keep riding on Patrick :RideBikes:
https://obits.postandcourier.com/us/obituaries/charleston/name/patrick-archibald-obituary?id=7778696
a🕯️for Lorenz, Sascha & Maxim🖤

:avocado_toast: 30s | :crt_w_green_lines: tech | 🚇 Big City, USA

I mostly make followers-only posts and I boost a lot. Profile pic is a man holding a gun — from the film Andha Naal (1954). Banner is a stone speckled with sunlight and moss.

🌞 Talk to me :please_at_me: Be my e-pal! 🗿

⛧ satanic witch ⧖ full metal communist ▼ alien anthropologist ♛ gothic sexcellence ☉ ruled by the sun ⚧ my gender is too kvlt for you ;(

18+

co-founder and co-admin of kvlt.zone since 2021, previously on radtown and jorts

no liberation on a dead planet

all that the feds ever needed to permanently disrupt online movements was to plant the idea that people not only can but ought to reveal demographic data online

cis lesbian (fuck off TERFs), computer skeptic, purr-programming enthusiast, itinerant dog-petter

#unikernel #ocaml #embroidery #bicycle #cat #sun #justice

she/they

29

i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, a bio, anything

hello, i am vanya, i'm not visiting mastodon often, but when i do i shitpost

I've never had a thought in my tiny brain. Follow me for the hottest slop this side of the mississippi you fucking piglets.

"you're not a frog" - @a_lizard

#nobot

I'm British and I'm so fucking sorry please forgive me.

follow requests welcome, but please have a posting history and profile i can check out, be someone i know, or message me saying hi first.

if you paste unsolicited chatbot spam at me, i will block you.

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in favor of soup.

computer unenthusiast.

extremely normcore by the standards of the extremely weird company i keep.

#nobot