ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Long time doing #Crochet and #Knitting. Aspiring #Quilting and #Sewing. 10 years learning #Deutsch. Learning #Code on and off. Sometimes I use my #Rowing machine.

I'm so happy the #Fediverse is taking off! I've been around for awhile on Friendica and Mastodon. I like to follow interesting people, learn as much as I can, and be grateful every day that the corporate social media hellscape isn't the only option anymore. We're all in this together and we're finally reclaiming social media for real people with real things to say.

Scottish media professional - PR, CSR, broadcaster, journalist, crisis management, media trainer and part-time surrogate parent to a young Labradoodle, affectionately known as The Princess. Her adventures include chasing frisbees, balls or branches, and occasionally rolling in poop 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #FBPE https://gregrussell.scot

Normie-adjacent weirdo with a lifelong lucky streak of stumbling into the social periphery of amazing, excellent people.

OK, fine, "reply guy."

he/him
Software developer, father, tinkerer and environmentalist.

@bp on Twitter

Medical student, writer, former software developer, host of the Life, the Universe & Everything Else podcast, and admin of ramshackle.town.

:100gay::hyper_cat: actual libertine antichrist autoanthronekophile :hyper_cat::100gay:

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certified :mario_moment_inside:

lunix, furfaggotry, edge, german mehms, siivagunner, death grips, hyperpo(o)p personified, freak but a nice guy, cool :neko_sunglasses:, not welcome here, bad faith actor, no gun faggot, something else, knot enjoyer, not viable for adoption, spermsexual, fucking crazy, pleasure craft, published scientist, dark fedi, contemptable retard who should be mulched for fertilizer, degenerierte Furry Schwuchtel, seed hoarder, delightful, the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, fucked in the head I know that, professional slut, confirmed fat old fuck, dumbest girl alive, unclean cretin abomination homosexual, fleshlight, queer woke furry, chronically lewd, hornyjail pro #1, Severity level 7

i rebound my caps lock to meta, all-caps posts are done with holding shift

all identities are valid.
don't dream it, be it.
to block is to accept defeat.
i won't defederate, unless it's a platform that enables serious crimes
really, really nsfw; if you're under 18, do not interact
if you block me, please let me know why :o)

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married nerd, professional cyber cyber, working in future things, mostly grumpy and stressed :antifa: :acab:

Senior DevOps engineer and FOSS enthusiast with Linux at heart

#fedi22 #devops #sysadmin #linux #opensource

I have been doing this computer thing professionally since ‘94. God, I’m old…how did that happen?

i’m duinath on ao3, and i’ve been in fandom for longer than i probably should have don’t worry about it. i’m in my thirties.
queer, she/they, 💋💋💋.

Mostly one-liners at my own expense.

Awkward AF.

Oakland, CA (previously Detroit, Chicago, and Phoenix)

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