ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

the milf's milf

34 pnw kill the cop in your head and then the rest

DM when following (if it's not a follow-back or we're mutuals elsewhere) to let me know why

:flag_pansexual:​ :transgender_flag:​​ :anarchist_flag:​

I love rats and trees; and I write poetry, fiction, and code sometimes.

I post a lot of lewd stuff so minors are not allowed to follow me.

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"im going to obliterate u friend" - @dragon

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hello!!! im froggy. i draw/knit/yell sometimes

she/they

#NoBot

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

Hey, I'm Matty?.
work in progress. animal lover. systems admin/engineer. software developer. vegan. always striving to be better.
they/them :nonbinary_potion:​ // ace :heart_ace2:​/demi :heart_demi:​

abolish the police.

will boost cats. might boost dogs.

boosts not necessarily endorsements

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Profile picture is a cutout of a cartoon by FalseKnees. A crow saying "Hey let's go break some stuff".

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#nobot

my parents sold me to steely dan

essex, uk

Feel free not to respond to my follow request. It's totally fine! I'm an old millennial married dad who cooks & writes. I post about food, politics, nature, art, parenting, gardening. he/him. bi/pan/wife guy. I am a communist. Anti-communists don't interact

lagunia

both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
🍓🌿☀️🐝

fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕

icon by @shade

🌸🌼🌸🌼

He/him/they/them
Old, washed up

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats