ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

hi i'm jaina, resident server slime

main: @heartles

monads chess cup 2020 finalist
i'm gay and a lesbian
not smart enough to be a tankie

boundaries:
don't follow if you're under 18
don't flirt with me if i don't know you at all

fyi i'm white

"jesus fucking christ" - starwall
"I'm gonna send you the eye bleach bill" - req
"green daria can't hurt you, green daria isn't real" - philly

special thanks to dankwraith

I've never had a thought in my tiny brain. Follow me for the hottest slop this side of the mississippi you fucking piglets.

"you're not a frog" - @a_lizard

#nobot

Formerly @catgirl.science

v25.0.0 : Wales, UK : Trans : Lesbian : Pan : Plural : Polyam : Disabled : Hacker : Archivist : Learner : little gay girl :))))

I do a lot of things and forget to toot about them!!! Mostly computer
touching but also some music and stuff

Headmates: Nova, Aster, Rebecca, Alexandria (is a subsystem)

I 💖 my partners. Can display polycule graph on request.

please be patient it takes a while to type with pawbs

pretend internet dog
parasocial acquaintance of dorothy
communism, shitposting, ffxiv

I'm @proto and this is a fallback account

Weird #modempunk #salvagepunk guy. Written for n-o-d-e.net, 2600, Lunchmeat, Exolymph, NeonDystopia. Currently building a payphone network and other strange things.

- anime, kpop, 3d printing enthusiast
- already in my 30s somehow
- trans rights are human rights
- you should block me if you hate "tankies"

Working on GOLDFIRE, a queer fantasy web serial, and RADIANT INVERSE, an interactive space opera novel.

interactive fiction games ⭐ indieweb ⭐ alt publishing ⭐ anime ⭐ portugal & scotland ⭐ OTP: WangXian

Please have a bio and some posts before follow-requesting. No bigots, no bots, no crypto. This account is all-ages, but my fiction is 18+.

On Mastodon since Sept. 2018
Toots lifespan: 2 months

ich bin nur eine person, die sein will.

anarchist, sportsfan, genderqueer (they/them) weirdo, and computer-y librarian.

tilde.zone moderator

I
Not on fire
Am.
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Am I gonna recognize you right away by your name? If you're a demoscener, likely, or you're from one of my past lives.

If not, You _gots_ to give me a reason why you wanna follow.

See here: https://icosahedron.website/@Truck/109304461400196946

Living 20 minutes into the future. Eccentric weirdo. Virtual Adept. Time traveler. Burnout. Thelemite. Technomage. Hacker on main. APT 3319. BOFH. Not human. 30% software and implants. H+ - 0.4 on the Berram-7 scale. Furry adjacent. Pan/poly. Cyberpunk. Making the Net /<-r4d again. Sburb speedrunner. XKCD 705. Vax'd x4. Fuck cancer. Lil alurl velve zhah lil velkyn uss. Magneto was right.

(Avatar by Avery Liell-Kok.)