Rizzing your mom 🪻 your_mom@goto.hellsite.site

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white.
you may remember me from such classics as @grufwub.
i have what the kids call, mental health. life is a lot.
enjoyer of oats. appreciator of cats.

professional backend engineer (big tech sucks).
core gotosocial developer (and bug contributor).
write mostly Go and sh. also: Rust, PHP, Python, ACAB.
git: https://codeberg.org/gruf

anti-capitalist.
anti-imperialist.
anti-fascist.
anarcho somethingivist.
nuance is dead.

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance. and milk.
working on dealing with a lifetime of assimilated systemic bigotry.
the onus isn't on you, but if you do call me on shit, it is appreciated.
owning up to and working on my shit are important to me.

i love my wife @goat

It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!

Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.

#TestTag

Full of fluids, made of flesh.

💚 @Ivafakename

Don't be horny at me

Jessica | she/her | 30+ | 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧

forklift certified working milf 💪

southeastern usa

🦒💖🦈, 🐁,(🐇🐉🧛‍♀️🦌)

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/34681581/

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

im a dog woof woof

Juniper/Kimberly/Elise/Violet/Risky | 24 | Trans | Lesbian | Autistic | Plural | Stupid Dog Maid Sk8r Grrrl | 18+ ONLY | Please be normal!

Testimonials:
"you are the most dog possible girl"
"How's my favorite gamer girl?"
"you're in the dream rotation for evil weed"
"disastrously gay, feral, and a dog. that's what we folks in the industry like to call a "Triple Threat" 😉"
"the dog girl is always making werewolf-type beats"

ruh roh

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Evil Woman, photographer, mother to a legio of large adult sons

I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

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